Fees For Your Ultimate Culture Vultures & Food Fanatics Anti-Tour

So What's In It For You?

(Thick Nu Yawk Accent)

New York is more than the famous people you read about in the newspapers, see on television or in the movies. If the eyes are the windows to the soul, neighborhoods are the heart and soul of New York City. There is so much more to the Big Apple than the well worn tourist traps of Time Square in Mid-Town Manhattan. New York is filled with Mystery and contradictions are to Mystery what traffic is to a commuter struggling to get to and from work here. If you want to get the most out of your limited vacation time and see the city unplugged, unscripted and unedited. You owe it to yourself to be taken "Inside" on a Magical Mystical Tour you won't soon forget.

Here Are A Few Of The Ways You Can Supercharge Your Visit & Make It The Most Memorable One Ever

Learn How You Can Go Around The World With A MetroCard
Discover Neighborhoods Unknown To Non-New Yorkers
Enjoy The Taste Of Honest Ethnic Eats
Experience Natives' New York City
Delight In The Global In The Local
Thrill To The Extraordinary Of The Ordinary
Explore More By Taking The Path Less Traveled


Fees & Methods of Payment

Life Doesn't Come With GUARANTEES But Your Ultimate Culture Vultures & Food Fanatics Anti-Tour Has 5 Of Them!

GUARANTEE: A genuine intelligent opinionated street smart guide fluent in English and Human Nature
GUARANTEE: You will directly go one on one with New York City off the beaten path up close and personal
GUARANTEE: You can speak before, during and after with your sightseeing engineer about squeezing more juice out of your New York City vacation
GUARANTEE: Your appreciation, awareness and understanding of New York City is made uncomplicated and easy
GUARANTEE: A 100% NO RISK ANTI-TOUR WARRANTY. If you are not completely happy that your Ultimate Culture Vultures & Food Fanatics Anti-Tour does not deliver as promised you pay NOTHING, NIL, NADA
And There Are . . .
No Hassles!
No Problems!
No Fuss, No Muss! (What the heck is Muss, anyway?)
Don't Even Think About Trying This With Any Other Sightseeing Organization.
What Are You Waiting For?


To Book Your Tour Today Click Below

Ultimate Culture Vultures & Food Fanatics Anti-Tour
Your NEWrotic New York City Tour Fees go to support a large number of for-profit, non-charitable institutions and organizations. These include credit card companies, local merchants, mortgage providers, utilities, city, state and federal governments.

Got Questions About This Or Any Of Our Other Tours Fill In The Form Below:

When are you visiting and what are you passionate about?
Interests
Comedy
Cuisine
Eating Tours
Exploring
Food & Food Shopping
Gifts & Gift Buying
Movies
Multi-Cultural Neighborhoods
Views & Vistas
Walking Tours
First Name*
E-mail Address*
State/Prov
Country

Please feel free to dial my direct number with any questions or to learn more about the fees for any other NEWrotic New York City Tour. Call 1-718-575-8451

 

nnyct stats